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Limericks Galore

1/29/2014

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Well, four new limericks actually, so not quite 'Galore' as in the title.

Just before Christrmas (and after), Miley Cyrus was in the news with her 'lewd' gyrations and her tongue lolling out like a hound dog with two whatevers. Anyhow, that was the inspiration for the limerick below:

Said Miley: “I’ve many a quirk,
and some say I act like a jerk.
But between you and me
the fans like to see
a tongue hanging out and a twerk.”

Not to be undone, Miley's evil twin, Justin Beiber was also in the news. First off he 'egged' his neighbours house (allegedly), and when the police turned up, they spotted drugs inside JB's abode:

Said Justin: “I had such a ball
throwing eggs at my neighbour’s front wall.
But when the cops found
drugs were lying around
in my house, someone else took the fall.”

Then, taking a well-earned rest in Aspen, Colorado, JB hit the news again by writing his initials in the snow - if you know what I mean:

Said Justin: “I just had to go,
so I unzipped to pee in the snow.
Then using my wee,
I wrote out ‘JB’
By swinging my $@%> to and fro.”

Moving away from celebrity brats, there was an interesting story the other day about the discovery of a large 'blue' diamond in a South African mine. That led to the gem below - 'gem', geddit!

The miner felt bitter and glum
for the diamond was worth quite a sum.
But what use if you dig
up a diamond so big
if it can’t be concealed up your ...

That's it for this week, folks!

Below are links to my Canterbury Tale published by Coscom Entertainment, my most recent Global Short Story Competition winner, my short-listed story for the National newspaper, Abu Dhabi's, annual short story competition and a story that appeared on the Every Day Fiction site - where you can leave a comment:

http://chaucers-uncle.weebly.com/index.html

http://www.inscribemedia.co.uk/assets/october-ebook.pdf

http://www.thenational.ae/arts-culture/short-story-a-day-for-decisiveness

http://www.everydayfiction.com/the-d-day-diorama-by-paul-a-freeman/#comments

Happy writing!


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