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Robin Hood and Friar Tuck-Zombie Killers (An Undead Canterbury Tale)

2/26/2013

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Robin Hood has a Zombie Problem!
I'm in the process of re-launching my narrative poem/novella, Robin Hood and Friar Tuck - Zombie Killers; a Canterbury Tale by Paul A. Freeman. Here is the link to the website I've built to market the book.

In recent years I've written 16 'Lost' Canterbury Tales (original narrative poems set in the Middle Ages), several of which have been published in their full or abridged forms.

However, on submitting a contemporary 'zombie-narrative-poem' to A.P. Fuchs, owner of the independent horror publisher Coscom Entertainment, he snapped it up for an anthology. In his acceptance email Mr Fuchs also told me that if I could write 18,000 words in a similar style (i.e. in rhyming couplets and iambic pentameters) and on a similar theme (i.e. zombies), he would publish it as a stand alone novella.

"Can I set the tale in medieval times?" I asked.

"Historical zombies are fine," Mr Fuchs replied.

Taking up his offer, I began work on what I believe is one of the few Canterbury Tales commercially published in over 600 years. Set in the Middle Ages, at the time of the Kings' Crusade, I weaved Robin Hood and his comrade-in-arms Friar Tuck into my zombie tale, along with other characters of the era and a smattering of myth fragments from the legends chronicling their exploits. One qualm I had at the time was that a supernatural theme such as an outbreak of zombie-ism might prevent my work being taken seriously by Chaucerians. My
reviews' page indicates otherwise. And anyhow, didn't the Pardoner introduce Death (or some other supernatural being) into his tale? Below is the blurb from the back of the book:

When lion-hearted Richard ruled the roost
Of England, he decided that to boost
His regal reputation he should mount
A war to wrest from Turkish men the fount
Of Christendom; yet in that desert land
A zombie plague emerged from 'midst the sand.
A necromancer's alchemistic spell
Reanimated corpses bound for Hell
(And even bound for Heaven's pearly gate).

Soon after 'twas apparent that the fate
Of all on Earth--the evil and the good--
Was in the hands of Robin of the Hood
Whose outlaw men, along with Friar Tuck,
Against rampaging hordes of zombies struck.
They fought to save the likes of you and I,
Not caring that one slip and they would die.
Their tale lies here, within this humble book--
I pray you'll spare the time to take a look...

My biggest headache was putting a title to an epic 94 pages of verse. The Monk's Second Tale was passable as a secondary title (and would be in line with the Chaucer theme), but the main title had to be something attention-grabbing. Thus Robin Hood and Friar Tuck: Zombie Killers - A Canterbury Tale by Paul A. Freeman was born.

Due to
Coscom Entertainment being a horror imprint, the title was aimed primarily at attracting fans of what's popularly known as Z-Lit. Yet when all is said and done, this narrative poem is simply a Canterbury Tale told by the Monk on the return journey of the pilgrimage. It's part of my 'Lost' Canterbury Tales project, and is the longest of those tales I've written so far.

Hopefully any sceptical Chaucer scholar reading this blog will be open-minded enough to judge my book on its story-telling merit and as a story written in the age-old tradition of the great poet himself.
Here is the link to purchasing details:

Below are links to my three Global Short Story Competition winners, my short-listed story for the National newspaper, Abu Dhabi, and my Canterbury Tale published by Coscom Entertainment:

http://coscomentertainment.com/?p=159

http://www.globalshortstories.net/octwinners2012.pdf

http://www.globalshortstories.net/winningstoriesjuly09.pdf

http://www.globalshortstories.net/winningstoriesdec09.pdf

http://www.thenational.ae/arts-culture/short-story-a-day-for-decisiveness

Happy writing!



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Bigfoot / Yeti / Sasquatch - Take your Pick

2/19/2013

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Bigfoot, Tales of Terror - Vol. 2
Bigfoot, Tales of Terror - Vol 2 has just been published by Coscom Entertainment and features my Himalayan horror yarn, The Yeti Hunters.

Edited by Eric S. Brown and my good friend A.P. Fuchs, the blurb is below:

"The Big Hairy Beast is Back! 16 authors bring you 16 terrifying tales of the Sasquatch and bring new meaning and fright to this mysterious hairy giant that lurks in the woods.

"From Bigfoot battles to trying to outrun the muscular monster, to being caught by the creature or simply living in a world where these beasts exist, this second volume of Bigfoot Terror Tales is sure to fuel your imagination and make you reconsider the furry creature that has spooked so many and has inspired haunting treks into the woods where some have emerged with incredible stories and a new fear and respect for this ancient beast.

"Featuring stories by: Larry Berreth, Rebecca Besser, A.M. Burns, Jason Rodimus Fowler,
Paul A. Freeman, Keith Gouveia, Bryan Hall, Jack Hessey, Bowie V. Ibarra, S. Nycole Laff, Kevin Millikin, Greg Mitchell, Bruce L. Priddy, J.W. Schnarr, D.G. Sutter, and Sheri White, Bigfoot Terror Tales Volume 2 is a must-have read for your Sasquatch horror collection."

My story The Yeti Hunters began as a 150-word piece of flash fiction and evolved into a 3,300-word tale of terror. Buy the anthology have a read!

Below are links to my three Global Short Story Competition winners, my short-listed story for the National newspaper, Abu Dhabi, and my Canterbury Tale published by Coscom Entertainment:

http://coscomentertainment.com/?p=159

http://www.globalshortstories.net/octwinners2012.pdf

http://www.globalshortstories.net/winningstoriesjuly09.pdf

http://www.globalshortstories.net/winningstoriesdec09.pdf

http://www.thenational.ae/arts-culture/short-story-a-day-for-decisiveness

Happy writing!


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Horsegate Limericks

2/9/2013

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As the ‘Horsegate’ scandal becomes an international criminal conspiracy, I thought I might share with you several limericks I’ve written on the subject.

Initially the scandal seemed somewhat comical, and as I jogged round the local park, I wrote out the limerick below in my head:

Some people might claim that a horse
should not be served up as main course.
But swapping of stable
for restaurant table
is fine if you’ve got the right sauce.

A couple of weeks later, as more and more food-making companies became implicated, DNA-testing of hamburgers hit the headlines. Once again, while I motivated my carcase to move above a walk, I filled in the time sketching out a limerick:

Some customers say, "It's okay
if my food contains horse meat, but, hey!
Do laboratory tests
cover traces of pests
such as cockroach and rat DNA?"

Lasagne and shepherd’s pie were next on the suspect list, and the word ‘shepherd’ became the catalyst to the next limerick. I’m sure Hannibal Lecter would approve:

Though some types of meat may be cheap,
over eating a horse I lose sleep.
And each time I try
to eat shepherd's pie,
I keep wond'ring, ‘Who's minding the sheep?'

In the news this morning, a food-making firm I associate more with fish than with red meat came under the spotlight. So I put on my running shoes and came up with another cannibalistic limerick:

Some food-making firms have done wrong
selling mislabelled meat for a song.
And one taste that lingers
is that of fish fingers -
I wonder to whom they belong.

And Mr Lecter, if you’re not enamoured with the last two limericks – bite me!

Below are links to my two Global Short Story Competition winners, my short-listed story for the National newspaper, Abu Dhabi, and my Canterbury Tale published by Coscom Entertainment:

http://coscomentertainment.com/?p=159

http://www.globalshortstories.net/octwinners2012.pdf

http://www.globalshortstories.net/winningstoriesjuly09.pdf

http://www.globalshortstories.net/winningstoriesdec09.pdf

http://www.thenational.ae/arts-culture/short-story-a-day-for-decisiveness

Happy writing!


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