Rio Olympics Limericks

Well, the 2016 Olympics are almost upon us, opening up the opportunity for some funny(hopefully) limericks. Two have been published on the Funny Limericks for Everyone site linked below:

http://www.funny-limericks-for-everyone.co.uk/

For those who would rather just read my humble efforts (the latter of which was published in the venerable Daily Mail), here they are, reproduced:

The Olympian village, I hear,
is not one that the Aussies hold dear.
For the pong from the dunny
is not very funny
and the fridges aren’t packed full of beer.

and

The athletes of Russia had hoped
to compete though they’d cheated and doped.
But the IAAF
to such pleading was deaf
so they stayed home in Moscow and moped.

Let the Games begin!

Below are links to my most recent Global Short Story Competition winning story, my short-listed story for the National newspaper (Abu Dhabi's, annual short story competition) and a story that appeared on the Every Day Fiction site - where you can leave a comment:

http://www.inscribemedia.co.uk/assets/october-ebook.pdf

http://www.thenational.ae/arts-culture/short-story-a-day-for-decisiveness

http://www.everydayfiction.com/the-d-day-diorama-by-paul-a-freeman/#comments

Happy Writing!

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