When I started off my limerick to commemorate this inauspicious event, I must admit I was struggling, but then the words came, scanning more or less perfectly - except perhaps for rhyming 'Martinez' with 'penis', though I think the words are close enough to count as a half-rhyme.
Anyhow, here it is:
'Abnormal' Emiliano Martinez Limerick
The Argentine keeper was told
to keep the French players on hold.
And for this, Martinez,
was blessed with a penis
some twelve inches long, made of gold.
Below are links to my short-listed story for the National newspaper and for a couple of stories that appeared on the Every Day Fiction site - where you can leave a comment and a rating if you so desire: