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Brexit at the Bulldog Inn

2/2/2020

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PictureThe Landlord, Nigel
My poem, At the Bulldog Inn, was a joint winner in the Spectator competition, the topic being 'Food Glorious Food'.

Our mission was to write about a meal, channelling the writing through a well known writer, in this case Chaucer. 

Since Brexit was looming, I made my entry a Brexit satire, written as if it were part of The Prologue to The Canterbury Tales.


At the Bulldog Inn


We Pilgrims came upon the Bulldog Inn,
an oak-beamed English tavern, and within
the landlord, Nigel, ventured to suggest:
“Our British fare’s the finest to ingest,
and hungriness is written in your eyes.
I’ve sausage rolls, Welsh rarebit and pork pies,
roast beef and Yorkshire puds to fill your face,
or Cornish pasties, chips with cod or plaice;
and washing down the victuals while you dine,
I’ll lay on scrumpy, not some Froggy wine.
For afters, rhubarb crumble, spotted dick,
enough to make a gormandiser sick.
I’ll serve your grub on plates from Stoke-on-Trent,
with knives and forks and spoons that never dent,
forged in the North, from sturdy Sheffield steel;
so let me take the order for your meal.”

“Alas!” quod we. “The hour is early still –
a continental breakfast, if you will.”


Below are links to my Global Short Story Competition winning story, my short-listed story for the National newspaper (Abu Dhabi's annual short story competition) and a story that appeared on the Every Day Fiction site - where you can leave a comment:

http://www.inscribemedia.co.uk/assets/october-ebook.pdf

http://www.thenational.ae/arts-culture/short-story-a-day-for-decisiveness

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https://everydayfiction.com/respecting-the-dead-by-paul-a-freeman/

Happy writing!

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sarah shahzad link
2/7/2020 10:58:15 pm

Absolutely brilliant..! Clever work.. well you wrote really amazingly :) really awesome, i read some of yours poems & really i appreciate.. keep writing & sharing.. & you should visit my lovely website <a href="https://poemtheart.com">Goodbye Poems</a> i love 2 write short poems so I request you to visit my website & read my poem? thank you.. & allpoetry is the amazing website, there are many poets share own poetry so visit thank you.. bless & best wishes for you..

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    Paul A. Freeman is an English instructor working in Abu Dhabi, in the Middle East. He lives there with his wife and three young children.

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